People Who Deserve to Step on a Lego

Credit:  Watari

Credit: Watari

People who don’t mention the bathroom is out of toilet paper

People who root for someone running for the train to miss it

People who put their bag in the middle seat on a Southwest flight so no one will sit next to them

People who tell kids to be quiet at a movie (what did you expect going to see a PG film?) 

People who complain about parades being inconvenient

People who won’t share their phone charger when they’re at 40%

People who defend Woody Allen

People who judge you for your music taste 

People who don't bus their own tables

People who refuse to drink American wine

People who don't think Kendrick deserved a Pulitzer