List: What Your Favorite Type of Tea Says About You

Matcha: I got my yoga teacher certification in India and I have zero brown friends

Oolong: I read a lot of Virginia Woolf

Chai: I don’t actually like tea

Earl Grey: I can pronounce “bergamot” correctly

English Breakfast: I studied abroad in London and it really *changed* me

Rooibos: I tweeted in support of the Women’s March which is basically the same as attending

Peppermint: I don’t consume caffeine or alcohol or sugar or gluten or air

Green: I’ve tried Pilates once

Chamomile: I actually knit the sweater I’m wearing right now

Sweet: My great great great grandfather owned people but we don't talk about that